VE HAV VAYS TO MAKE YOU TOC

A man brings his clock to a German clock repairman and complains: "It doesn't go tic-toc, tic-toc; it just goes 'tic-tic-tic’."

The clock repairman puts in his monocle and glares at the clock: "Ve hav vays to make you toc..."

[Stolen from National Review Online]


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