Banana loaf

2 laughing eyes
2 bowing arms
2 well-shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur-lined mixing bowl
1 banana

Look into laughing eyes, spread well-shaped legs and slowly squeeze and
massage milk containers gently until mixing bowl is well greased. Check
frequently with middle finger. Add banana and gently work in and out until
creamed. Cover with nuts and garnish with a sigh of relief. Bread is done
when banana is soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and do not lick the

WARNING: If bread rises, LEAVE TOWN

ยป by Physics Geek on June 22 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Jokes

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mmmm... good home cookin' :-)

Posted by: Harvey on June 23, 2005 02:00 PM

Nothin' like a good old banana split.

Posted by: physics geek on June 23, 2005 02:48 PM