It's Like Poetry, Only Dirty

Shamelessly stolen from VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb ass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

ยป by Harvey on June 22 :: Permalink :: Comments (2)

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I hate you.
You hate me.
We're a dysfunctional family.
When a shot rings out and Barney hits the floor,
No more puple dinosaur.

Posted by: physics geek on June 22, 2005 08:21 PM

i luv u u luv me barney gave me h.i.v it started with a kiss but barney wanted more i've been raped by a purple dinosaur

Posted by: tash on July 4, 2005 02:07 AM