Well, Jeff started it here and I just couldn't resist stealing his idea"
Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because the dishwasher is supposed to match the oven.
Oh, that's just great. I do all the dish-washing at MY house. What the fuck does that make ME?
Posted by: Harvey on May 24, 2005 08:35 AMLet me be clear: I'm certain that you look great in white.
Posted by: physics geek on May 24, 2005 01:16 PMLong as you keep comin' with good ones like that, steal away, friend, steal away!
Posted by: Ponytailed Conservative on May 26, 2005 10:16 AM