Jeff's Male Chauvinist Pig Series: # 1

Why is a washing machine better than a woman?

You can dump your load in a washing machine, and it won't still be calling you a week later.


ยป by Jeff on May 19 :: Permalink :: Comments (5)

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Bullshitters

Doesn't do you any good if you can't even find the washing machine ;-)

Posted by: Sissy on May 19, 2005 03:32 PM

Not only can't men find the washing machines, they won't ask anyone for directions TO find them either.

Posted by: Twerp on May 19, 2005 05:43 PM

No, we just put some hair around the opening. That way we can find it even in the dark!

Directions? Is that a verb? Noun? What language is that from?

Posted by: Ponytailed Conservative on May 19, 2005 07:31 PM

Sounds French. It probably means "surrender", since most French words do.

Posted by: Harvey on May 20, 2005 08:51 AM

OOOoooooh... ragging on the French... ANOTHER fun thing I can do here! Thanks fer th' idear, Paw!

Like, the new French army tank with the 5-speed transmission. 1 forward gear, and 4 reverse gears...

Posted by: Ponytailed Conservative on May 21, 2005 12:53 PM