I’m browsing the internet the other day and I see this shocking picture. I mean this guys cock was so huge I could barely stand to look at it. And to think of his wife’s reaction the first time she got a really good look at it damn. I mean she must have fainted. To be honest with you to ride this guy’s cock you’d almost have to have a saddle.
But it got me to thinking. Is it ever really acceptable to think about another man’s cock? I know one of the Ten Commandments is Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife’s popcorn, or something like that (I heard it on a Jimmy Buffett song once), but this is completely different.
I mean I’ve seen other cocks before, but this guy's cock is gargantuan.
Really is it bad that I can’t get the image of this guy's cock out of my minds eye?
Oh there’s a work safe picture in the extended entry.
So really am I a bad person for thinking about this guy's cock?
It's huge isn't it how can you not have cock envy?
It's not the size of your pencil so much as how you sign your name.
Posted by: Ponytailed Conservative on May 20, 2005 04:45 PMHuh? Yours is SMALLER than that?
Fairly shocking, considering what a huge dick you are :-P
Now refill my pretzel bowl & get me a Guinness, bar bitch!
Posted by: Harvey on May 21, 2005 09:29 AM