The bar philosopher

Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One guy said he was
going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the
shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick
was a faggot and he didn't care!"

"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn." The second
Englishman walked over and tapped the Irishman on the shoulder. "I hear your
St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"

"Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're
right. He is unshakable!"

The third Englishman said, "No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you just
watch."

The Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and
said... "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."