This Is Why You Should Tip Your Bartenders

A grungy looking man walks into a bar, proceeds to the bartender and tells him that he's buying a round for everyone and for the bartender to have what he desires. Everyone is pleased, especially the bartender.

After everyone has finished their drinks, the bartender hands the man the check. The man replies that he has no money. The bartender proceeds to take him out back and beat the living shit out of him for a good portion of the hour. Finally, he lets him go telling him to not ever try and pull that again.

A few days pass and the same grungy and dirty man came into the bar and sat down. The bartender recognized him but didn't say anything. As before, he said he wanted to buy a round for everyone in the bar and for the bartender to have what he wanted. After everyone finished their drinks, once again the bartender asked him for the money and the man replied he had none. This time the bartender took him out back again and began to really kick the shit out of him, for a better part of the afternoon and again was let go and was told to never try it again or he would be killed.

A few days past and the man came back in again, more dirty than ever. Again, he sat down and said that he'd like to buy a round for everyone in the bar. The bartender smirked and said, "Hell no, not this time! You've swindled me twice before...never again." At this point, the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a huge roll of money. The bartender looked in disbelief and said, "Well, what about me? Do I get to get what I want? "

The man replied, "No sir! You get mean when you drink!"

[Hat tip to Sissy of ...And What Next for this one]