Body Odor

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.

"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."

"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."

ยป by Madfish Willie on September 27 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Jokes

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From the way it smells, maybe it should be called her "highly unlikely"

Posted by: Harvey on September 27, 2004 08:50 AM

I don't eat ANYTHING that smells like a rotten old carp that has been washed up on the shore, laying out the sun for three days!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on September 29, 2004 09:25 AM