Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."
From the way it smells, maybe it should be called her "highly unlikely"
Posted by: Harvey on September 27, 2004 08:50 AMI don't eat ANYTHING that smells like a rotten old carp that has been washed up on the shore, laying out the sun for three days!