Pool Etiquette

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

ยป by Madfish Willie on September 22 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Jokes

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Heh. Bartender usually takes a dump from there :-P

Posted by: Harvey on September 23, 2004 06:59 AM

That's so I can poop on yer head...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on September 23, 2004 10:42 AM