A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."
"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom.
Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."
Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.
"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"
So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad.
The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."
Well that's no "hippo singing dog video," but that is one funny joke! Thanks!
Posted by: gordon on September 21, 2004 07:31 PMReminiscing about your schooldays, Bartender? :-P
Posted by: Harvey on September 22, 2004 08:41 AMDamn, Harvey beat me to it, but i was gonna post it for him anyway. He deserved it.
:-D
Hey Herbey... If we went camping and you woke up in the morning with yer skivvies down around yer ankles and yer butt all greased up, would ya tell anyone?
Posted by: Madfish Willie on September 23, 2004 10:45 AMThat's why I don't go camping anymore :-P
Posted by: Harvey on September 23, 2004 11:14 PM