An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly."Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
Herbey... let me know if you don't get this joke... I'll 'splain it to you, if need be....
Posted by: Madfish Willie on September 9, 2004 05:03 AMWhat? Did somebody just fart?
Posted by: Harvey on September 9, 2004 07:12 AMNothing like a good fart joke to start the day!
Posted by: RP on September 9, 2004 08:53 AMthat joke stinks - have anything better?
Posted by: Larry Morins on September 9, 2004 06:20 PM... alright... I was informed that drinks are on the house since it is my Blogbirthday... set'em up, Barkeep.... triple Macallan.. and, whatever fruity drink Harv is sipping...
Posted by: Eric on September 10, 2004 04:45 PMThe next drink I'm having is "Hot Naked Blogger Chick Coming In My Mouth".
Do you know how to make one of those, Barkeep?
Heh. I didn't think so :-P
Off topic: The radio blog thingy's working good for me now. Pretty fuckin' cool!
Posted by: Harvey on September 11, 2004 07:04 AMah. it's comments like that Harv that keep me coming back to the front bar.
Posted by: goldie on September 12, 2004 05:26 PM