Condoms

This guy went into a pharmacy to buy some condoms. The only problem was that he didn't know what size to buy because he'd never done it before. He went up to a cashier, who happened to be a beautiful blonde and said, "Excuse me, Miss, I need to purchase some condoms, but I don't know what size to get." So the blonde said, "Alright, come here," and proceeded to reach into his pants and feel around for a while... Then she reached for her loud speaker, and said, "Hey, Sid, I need a box of large condoms in isle 3!!" So the guy took his condoms and left.

A couple of hours later, another man came in with the same problem. He went up to the blonde, and said, "I need to buy a box of condoms, but I don't know what
size." So she took him aside, and the next thing he knows, she's shouting, "Hey, Sid, I need a box small condoms in isle 3!!" into her loudspeaker. The guy, embarrassed as hell, took his condoms and left.

A couple of hours later a kid about 16 years old walked into the pharmacy, also looking to buy a box of condoms. He didn't know what size to buy so he walked up to the blonde, and told her his problem. Sighing she said, "Alright, come here and let me see what you got." So he walked over to her, and she started to feel around. With a smirk, she reached over to her loud speaker, and shouted, "Hey, Sid, clean up in isle 3!!"