Lawyer and Witness

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."

ยป by Madfish Willie on August 24 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Jokes

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Fuckin' lawyers.

Hey, just testing out your droopy comment box thingy. Cool.

Posted by: Harvey on August 24, 2004 04:20 PM

are all the songs on your playlist supposed to sound like the Chipmunks?

Posted by: beth on August 24, 2004 05:26 PM

I've got a sampling problem I'm trying to work out...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on August 24, 2004 07:15 PM

Yeah, but until you work it out, it's really frickin' funny!

Posted by: Boudicca on August 25, 2004 06:39 AM

LOL - yeah, entertaining as hell!! I've never been to Spain - double time! It's kinda like that commercial of the girls touring Rome in the back of a taxi. Flying by trying to snap a picture.

Posted by: Tammi on August 26, 2004 11:22 AM