An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch one evening, when the wife picks up her cane and whaps her husband across the shins.
"Jesus Christ, woman! What the hell was that for?" he yells.
"That's for 60 years of bad sex." she replies.
A few minutes later, the husband picks up his cane and whaps his wife across the shins.
"Ow!!" she yells. "What the hell was THAT for??"
The husband looks at her and says, "That's for knowing the difference."
Harvey's wife is already beating him about the head and shoulders for the very same thing...
because I LIKE that sort of thing ;-)
Posted by: Harvey on July 13, 2004 08:31 AM... heh.... you still serving brews here, Bartender?..
Posted by: Eric on July 13, 2004 04:51 PMMore like recycled beers, i.e. pouring old piss into new glasses & calling it content.
Although I suppose I'll cut him a little slack, cuz it looks like he's been busy helping my girl Teresa get a good home.
Posted by: Harvey on July 14, 2004 09:13 AMShe should have told him: "Look babe, just remove your false teeth and go for the suction effect, ok?"
Then again, maybe he could've told her that, too...
Posted by: Helen on July 14, 2004 11:33 AM..dang, Helen... heh... can I buy you a drink?
Posted by: Eric on July 14, 2004 01:04 PMMaybe you should re-title this thing "60 years of the Bartender fucking off & not posting" :-P
Posted by: Harvey on July 16, 2004 07:32 AM...man, I need a drink... I just noticed that all of us posted comments at the exact same moment in time.. cooooooool...
Posted by: Eric on July 16, 2004 12:50 PM[looking askance at Eric]
Same moment in time?
DUDE... what the FUCK are you talking about?
I guess you really DO need a drink. This one's on me.
Bartender? Bartender! BARTENDER!
Christ! What's a guy gotta do ta get a little service in this joint?
Posted by: Harvey on July 17, 2004 09:29 AM...musta been that bad tequila I had this morning... but, it looks to me like all of our comments are dated July 18, 2004 ~ 06:34 AM .. oh well.... if you find the damn barkeep, I'll have a double Macallan... thanks, Harv...
Posted by: Eric on July 18, 2004 06:35 AMInteresting... they were all different dates & times on my work computer. Now I'm looking from home and they're all posted at the same time July 18, 2004 ~ 10:12 am.
... which is more or less what time it is as I type this.
Free pretzels & time travel...
I LOVE THIS BAR!
BARKEEP! Double Macallan for the Unbent Honky Dude, or whatever the fuck his name is.
Posted by: Harvey on July 18, 2004 10:17 AM...damn, Harvey.. why didn'g I think of THAT name for my website.. damndamndamn... I coulda been a contender..
..hey, it looks like the Barkeep has stepped out... I guess I'll have to just help myself.. here, lemme just jump over to the OTHER side of the bar... what'll ya have?
Posted by: Eric on July 19, 2004 06:39 AMA fuckin' PAAAAAAAAAR-TAY!
I'm puttin' out the call for another comment bash.
You can start by tossing me the keys to the champange room, pour me a Guinness, and I'll be right back...
Posted by: Harvey on July 20, 2004 06:59 AM..not a problem, Harv... here you go... you better wipe those spiderwebs out of the jacuzzi while you're in there.. it's been a while since the ladies enjoyed that thing...
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 07:58 AMDamn man. Its not even 8 am yet, too early to start punking ol Harv down yet.
Give him till at least 9.
Barkeep, got any whiskey in this juke joint?
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 08:05 AMHey! Finally a comment party I get to join in.
Woo Hoo...I'M READY TO PARTY!!!!!!
I read the last comment party and heard something about a mechanical bull?
Anyone want to join me on it?
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 08:24 AMI got the horse if you got the saddle :)
Lead the way darlin'
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 08:35 AM...suuuuure, BloodSpite... a double whiskey coming right up... what about you, Machelle?.. you need some liquid courage before you start mounting?...
...man, the floor sure is sticky back here behind the bar..
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 08:43 AMheh on me. hehehehe
Beertender, I'll have what BloodSpite's having.
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 08:53 AMI'm gonna need a double shot a Gold - oh and a beer chaser. Oh, and anybody got any change for the Jukebox?
Hey Harvey - you got the jacuzzi fired up yet?
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 09:13 AMI think I may have some change.....lemme check.....oh damn..that wasn't coins jingling
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 09:16 AMHere Tammi, just throw this fiver in ... should be here for a while! Replacement, barkeep, I'll have a double Black Haus and a Guinness. Ah, what the hell ... shoot the rail!!
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 09:18 AMHey Guy
Happy Late Birthday
Bartender!
Grab that man a Kill Devil on the rocks
Thanks, Bloodspite, I needed that! Harv .... how's that jacuzzi coming?!
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 09:24 AMThanks! Hey anyone up for a friendly game a darts? I got a $10 says I can wup your ass!
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 09:26 AM.. coming right up, Machelle... heh.. you naughty girl...
.. this place is getting busy.. hell, Harvey... how about a little help behind the bar?..
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 09:26 AMOoo a challenge.
Buuuuuuutttttt if Harv doesn't get off his butt I may have to take one for the team and help Eric with the bar.
Besides every girl wants to take the bartender home :-)
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 09:28 AMHey Eric, I've slung my share of drinks? Want me to come back there and help? ;-)
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 09:29 AM...arriving from Harvey's.
Did someone say jacuzzi? This IS clothing optional, right?
Posted by: Linda on July 20, 2004 09:32 AMDamn I love this tune...
I said stand up, have you ever been there, stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it, stand up, testify
Ever met a woman, late night roamin', party til your money was gone
A smiling Mona Lisa loaded up your visa and took a bartender home
I need to get a day job instead of blowing my wad....err...cash...here
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 09:33 AMSounds like fun, Tammi, but do we have to play darts?
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 09:40 AM:-)
No, as matter of fact we don't, Guy.
Again, Harvey!! What's up with that jacuzzi?!?! Just spray and wipe, man!
boortender, i'll have anudder please. make it a double.
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 09:50 AMHow bout some nekked bartending!!
Or are you all Girlie men?
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 09:51 AM...Nekkid Bartending?... no way, Machelle... maybe later, though.. ;)...
..Tammi.. get your curvy little butt back here and help.. these guys are THIRSTY...
..somehow, I think Harvey musta drowned back there.. maybe one of you lovely ladies would be so kind as to go a-searching?..
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 09:55 AMOnly if we have some nekkid customers
Unless of course your all girlie girls. -_^
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 09:57 AMAs a matter of fact we are girlie! And ya'll should be glad of it.
Here, Eric I'll get that. Oops, sorry, I meant to grab the rag. ;-)
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 10:04 AMJust my luck. I always liked the tomboy type myself lol
Dammit. Why does beer always run out just when its gettin good??
Another dead soldier, barkeep, need another for the road before I head home!
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 10:06 AMI'll get ya another - but there's a 10 drink min. at this post, dude. So belly up!
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 10:08 AMGrowing up I was the tomboy type, but then I discovered those cute little short short skirts and welllllll
Hey bartender, sex on the beach please.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 10:09 AM..Tammi... *blush*.. damn, girl.. remember.. squeeze gently... don't just GRAB..
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 10:11 AMHey Machelle - I'm thinkin' we might need a girls night out! I think we could find plenty o trouble between the two of us! We think an awful lot alike!
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 10:11 AMI never said skirts are bad :-P
But damn the topedo's and be adventuresome!!!
I'll serve it nekkid if you drink it nekkid.
Course the Southern version of Nekkid is a good bit different than the Yankee version ^>.
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 10:15 AMWheresh Sharvy gone???? Isat hottub reddy yet *hic
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 10:16 AMLets hit the town Tammi!
Only I think we should give them at least a days warning, for the faint of heart of course.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 10:17 AMAll these innuendos are making me ...... HOW THE HELL IS THAT JACUZZI COMING ALONG!!! fer crissake. Another Black Haus and Guinness over here!
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 10:18 AM*looking for Havey*
Hey Harvey hows the hooooooo ... eek Harvey OH MY GOD ... oh the poor cat.
Um, I would say it's going to be awhile for the hot tub, um harvey is occupied at the moment.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 10:24 AMDays notice?
What do you think this is the kiddie pool?
HARVEYyyyyyyy!!
Get out of that rabbit suit and get the damn Jacuzzi movin, bud!!
Damn, Guy, I think the girls think we're from San Diego or something. Wind up me up, turn me loose and let me roll all ready!
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 10:25 AMThe cat?
Damn Harve
That wasn't what I meant when I said what you needed was a little.........just yuck dude
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 10:27 AMHarvey and the cat? Wheeww ... I was worried that Grau had shown up, and they were working on another blogchild. Gotta love 'em, they're my parent's, but they ain't right!
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 10:27 AMyeah, BloodSpite, definitely not one of those "guys". Have another beer!
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 10:32 AMRock on Guy, you got the fort!
This is my last I gotta catch some shut eye
Us All Night Party Hicks got to sleep some time and noon is great!!
I'll drop in tonight, when its nice and dark !! L8r all
Posted by: BloodSpite on July 20, 2004 10:34 AMOhh, sorry Eric **giggle**
Later Blood, drive safe!
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 10:47 AMI'm makin' a batch of Tropical Margaritas. Anyone want one? Perfect for these early parties. - It's got OJ & Pineapple (well, and Gold, Cpt and Parrot Bay). Think of it as breakfast of champions.
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 10:54 AMI want one, I want one
*slams one down*
Thanks Tammi, can I have another.
I wonder if I can count these as a fruit serving?
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 10:57 AMI don't see why not. There's vitamin c in there ... somewhere. I'm getting one last beer, then I gotta split.
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 11:01 AM.. I'm heading home for a bit... but, don't worry.. I'll be back bartending this afternoon.. until then, here's a quarter for the jukebox, Ladies... ;) play nice, children...
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 11:20 AMIf that's my old lady calling, you ain't seen me.....
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 11:34 AMDammit, by the time I find a sitter for the kiddies, I'm always late! I'll have a black 'n tan if anyone's still tending.
Last I saw Harv was out looking for confetti, an electric rolling pin, and fur lined handcuffs...
Handcuffs? Fur lines handcuffs? I passed a penguin outside handcuffed to the bumber of an old De Soto parked right outside. Illegally, I might add. Bouddicca, you don't think.....????
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 12:14 PMYeah Bou made it!! I was gonna drive over and get ya if you didn't get over here soon.
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 12:25 PMA penguin? Penguins don't put up much of a fight do they? Seems a little docile for Harv...
Posted by: Boudicca on July 20, 2004 12:29 PMHowdy everybody!
I brought a flamethrower, a fire engine, and midget clowns!
Now. It's. A. Party!!!
Hey, Eric, the bartender keeps the good stuff under a case of Schlitz. Laphroaig among others...
Posted by: Blackfive on July 20, 2004 12:49 PMYeah, you're right. If it ain't got nails, Harv probably ain't interested. And I haven't seen Evil Glen(tm) lurking under the tables looking up lady's dresses, so I don't know what to think.
Actually, I do. I think I'll have another drink. Bartender, set 'em up.....
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 12:51 PMYes, late again....
But did I hear only $10 for a spanking?
I have a coupon.
OOOOOOOHHHHHH a fire engine?
Can I have a ride? *giggles*
Posted by: on July 20, 2004 01:02 PMWe couldn't get a babysitter so we put her on a plane to Florida, if that's O.K with Bou ;)
Triple vodka and coke please! Served intravenously.
Alex isn't drinking. He'll be our future blackmailer this evening.
Hey all, just popping my head in before going to work. Hope to see this going strong when I get off. Of work. :) Figures the flamethrower and midget clowns, and my siblings show up now! Oh, did anyone check the storage cellar? I heard Madfish will sleep off a real bender down there. Cool and quiet
Posted by: That 1 Guy on July 20, 2004 01:24 PM..coming right up, Bou.. and, Sally.. I like your style, babe...
...here's your double Laphroaig, Blackfive... hell, I think I'll have one too..
...whoa.. well, lookee what I just found... it seems that the Bartender also kept the Redi-whip next to the Secret Scotch Stash... hmmm...I wonder if Sally and the girls know of anything they can do with it...
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 01:39 PMMeh, was wondering when the debauchery was scheduled to start.....
Posted by: Greywolf on July 20, 2004 01:43 PM..hey, BloodSpite.. tell Machelle that the slower you ride the bull, the more fun it is for us spectators...
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 01:56 PMBut I like to ride them fast and hard.
Hey Eric, doesn't Rediwhip belong on blowjobs?
The drink that is.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 01:57 PM.. I know, Darlin'... but, WE like to WATCH it slow.. ;)
.. so, c'mon girl.. I'll put extra redi-whip on your next blowjob if you do...
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 02:02 PMCan I have a cherry on top too?
Ok slow it is ... nekked slow bull riding
although I may need some padding on the seat, don't want leather burns
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 02:20 PM...oh.my.god... *faints*...
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 02:30 PMI think you're right Machelle, we will need to warn them before we hit the town!!
Eric? Eric?
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 02:32 PM*putting Eric in the Girlie man column*
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 02:46 PMOh Gollum is with my sitter now, is it? I hope she's up for it. Its kinda loud in my house!
I've always wanted to ride a mechanical bull! I'm next in line... I think I may be good at it. I've got the gams to hold on tight...
Posted by: Boudicca on July 20, 2004 02:59 PMWhere am I? Hang on....cellphone....Uh, Bou? It seems your house is on fire and Gollum and your youngest are, are... Oh what the hell...My turn on the bull!
... ok.. what'd I miss?.. Machelle, girlie man?.. I merely passed out from all the blood rushing - at the speed of sound - to a certain part of my body.. now that I'm back up, .. come off that Bull, and let me pour you a drink...
..so, c'mon, Ladies... it's Slippery Nipples all around.. line up, and I'll pour..
..by the way, anyone seen Harvey?
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 04:45 PM..yep, you heard right, LeeAnn... only for 10 bucks... but, we need to save that pleasure for when Harv gets here.. IF he ever gets here.. ;)
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 05:04 PMDamn! My house is on fire! I don't know the area firefighters very well, but I do know that my local poison control folks are really nice!
Eric, if its all the same, I'd rather have a screaming O (the blog won't let me put the whole word) than a slippery nipple this round...
Didn't Harv start this party then bail???
Posted by: Boudicca on July 20, 2004 05:14 PMSally? Sally!! Come over here before you take someone's eye out with that bra. That's for a private booth in the Champagne Room...
Posted by: Alex on July 20, 2004 05:16 PMThere is NO SEX in The Champagne Room. That's why Harvey's passed out in there!
Posted by: Sally on July 20, 2004 05:18 PMNo sex? This is in the US, right? In that case does anyone have the keys to a '74 Chevy we could, ahem, borrow?
Posted by: Alex on July 20, 2004 05:19 PMSally, the bull is free you and Alex could use that for awhile.
But stay away from Eric, he's got a low blood pressure problem.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 05:22 PMBou - don't worry, I know the FF's down in your area. They'll take good care of everything - at least that's my experience.
I need another double shot. It's been a hell of a day. Make it another Gold. I'm in the mood for a little Link Slam Suck.
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 05:26 PMTammi - Someone mentioned earlier about you given a little slap and tickle for $10, maybe you should take them up on their offer.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 05:31 PMThe mood I'm in - I'd pay them!
..not a problem, Boudicca... as the man behind the bar, I aim to please... a Screaming O, it is... as for the Blood Pressure thing.. well, the image of Machelle was just too much for me.. but, I'm feeling better now that she peeled herself off the Bull..
.. thanks, Machelle.. you made my day with that ride... :)
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 05:51 PMI aim to pleasure, um please .. aim to please
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 05:54 PM... I'd love to help you out, Tammi, but I'm stuck with bar-duty.. still, it sounds like you've had a rough day.. here.. put this quarter in the jukebox, and give us all a dance.. it'll loosen you right up...
.. Machelle.. as your obedient Barman tonight, I take great pride in the fact that it's my turn to ask you... what's YOUR pleasure, my dear?...
I don't want you fainting again Eric, so I'll keep that to myself but why don't you pass down something to wet down my parched throat.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 06:15 PMhmmm... how about a Mind Eraser?...
1 1/2 Tbsp Kahlua
1 1/2 Tbsp Vodka
topped off with some cold club soda?
..game?
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 06:29 PMI will try anything once!
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 06:31 PMUH oh... someone turned the jukebox on... watch out for Sally! She's a menace on the floor!
Alex... yeah, it's the US, but I think if you want sex in public you gotta go to France. We got that whole Puritan thang going on here...
Tammi... wait, you know FF? Can you bring some along for the party???
Posted by: Boudicca on July 20, 2004 06:46 PMHey Boudicca, Blackfive dropped by earlier bringing a fire truck with him. Where there is a fire truck there has to be Fire fighters.
*looking around* Hey there they are, filling the jacuzzi with their hoses, fire hoses that is.
Posted by: Machelle on July 20, 2004 06:59 PM..THAT'S the spirit, Machelle... here you go..
..one Mind Eraser..
*sliding drink across the bar*
..what do you think?... ready to ride the bull again?..
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 07:30 PMWait! She doesn't need a 'mind eraser' if there are fire fighters and a jacuzzi and 'hoses'. These are things we girls like to remember!
Posted by: Boudicca on July 20, 2004 07:52 PMOh, sorry, were you talkin' to me? I was helping those nice fire fighters use their hoses....umm to fill the jacuzzi. Yeah, we were filling the jacuzzi.
I'm feeling much better now. Did someone mention dancing?!?! Clear off that bar Dude, I'm steppin' up!
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 08:08 PM... HOT DAMN!... climb on up, Sister... here... let me put another quarter in the jukebox for you... I hope you like the Stones, Tammi... shake it, Baby...
That is my all time favorite Stones Song!!
can't talk, busy dancing....
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 08:25 PMHow 'bout a nice cold one after that?
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 08:28 PM... heh... glad to be of service, Ma'am... please, by all means.. continue groovin' to your heart's content... the view is amazing...
*handing up a tequila shot and slice of lime*
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 08:51 PMWhere's Sally? Shouldn't she be up on that bar with you, Tammi?
Posted by: Boudicca on July 20, 2004 09:13 PMI thought she was going to - I was thinkin' a scene from Coyote Ugly would work... ya up for it?
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 09:17 PMEric just keeps fainting because he doesn't have enough blood to keep both ends alive at the same time.
This speaks well for him. :)
And just when are we starting the jello wrestling? I need to warm up first, though... where IS Harvey?
Posted by: LeeAnn on July 20, 2004 09:18 PMHey LeeAnn - I was afraid you weren't comin' back!!
Posted by: Tammi on July 20, 2004 09:25 PM.. thanks, LeeAnn.. I'm glad you.. uh... understand.... but, I can tell you this.. the bar is closed during jello wrestling, dear... why?.. heh, the bartender is busy being the umpire, darlin.... heh, as the Man once said... "Let's get it ON!".... the wrestling, that is... ;)
Posted by: Eric on July 20, 2004 09:29 PMI got... distracted.
Do you know how much batteries cost these days? It's ridiculous!
[stumbles out of Champagne Room cradling bleeding scalp]
DAMMIT Eric! What the FUCK did you put in that Guinness? I started cleaning the jacuzzi, got all lightheaded... musta passed out, and...
[looks around at wide assortment of delightfully jiggling ladies]
...and I think I must have died & gone to heaven.
Eric! Toss me a Guinness and a can of Redi-Wip!
[catches both]
Yeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAA!
Now which one of you sweet little cheesecakes needs decorating first?
Posted by: Harvey on July 20, 2004 11:54 PMWooo Hooooo, looks like I got back just in time!
Got another can of Redi-whip, Eric? I'll have a double of whatever might be left, and Guinness!
Where are I?
Harvey? Eric? Machelle? Guy?
I think that last shot might have been the 1 to many.
Breakfast!! Any of the Tropical Maragarita's left?
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 06:26 AM...you betcha, Guy... we've ALWAYS got extra Redi-whip around here... just find yourself a victim, man...
.. Tequila Sunrises are definitely on the menu, Tammi.. oh, and sorry about that stain on your skirt.. I'll be more careful next time..
Posted by: Eric on July 21, 2004 06:34 AMOhhh, a Sunrise sounds PERFECT.
Damn, somebody close those shades!!! I'll drink one, I just don't need to see one right now
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 06:41 AM[pulls down shades]
I also do panties ;-)
Meanwhile, I feel mischievous...
[turns mechanical bull up to "El Diablo Loco" setting]
I'll just sit here enjoying my breakfast beer and see who lands in my lap.
Posted by: Harvey on July 21, 2004 06:50 AMI think I have enough of the bull yesterday. I'm looking for something with a little less leather.
Hey Bartender give me something to get rid of this hangover.
Posted by: Machelle on July 21, 2004 06:59 AMHey Harvey, we missed you yesterday. It sure was a little wild in here. We could have used someone to cool us down.
Posted by: Machelle on July 21, 2004 07:01 AM..coming right up, Machelle... how about a nice cool Bloody Mary?... after all, since your slow ride yesterday, we really need to get you re-hydrated as quickly as possible..
Posted by: Eric on July 21, 2004 07:14 AMTHERE you are! We were gettin' worried. OK - Let's put on some more Stones and get this party started (again)
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 07:21 AMOh wait (rubbing my eyes) I'm not a morning person! Mornings are only good for two things and both those things occur in bed...
Posted by: boudicca on July 21, 2004 08:46 AMHere, have one of Eric's Sunrises - it'll cure what ails ya!
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 08:56 AMYou don't even need the sunrise, just have Eric *giggles*
Posted by: Machelle on July 21, 2004 08:57 AMWTF??? *snort* where the hell????
Oh, hi. Did I get bailed out, I don't remember.
*ouch* Headache!!! *ouch*
Posted by: Greywolf on July 21, 2004 09:00 AMHere - some hair of the dog that bit 'cha! That should do the trick.
Where the hell is Eric? Things are pickin' up and I can't sling these drinks alone. I wanna play too!!
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 09:12 AMSomeone say "Firemen"? Last time they let me play with their equipment--and only two of them needed oxygen afterward. I need to do better this time--I have standards to keep up! (Don't whine, Harv--I've been keeping your standard up for weeks now; lets give someone else a turn...)
..heh.. "just have Eric".. thanks, Machelle.. ;) ...now, Ladies... who's next?... dance all you want, Tammi.. we've got a whole pitcher of Sunrises just waiting for you fine girls..
..maybe this quarter for the jukebox will help to wake you guys up.. for those of you with hangovers, you might want to retreat to the "quiet safety" of the Champagne Room.. it's nice and dark in there, too...
EXCELLENT choice Eric. God, I forgot how much I love this one.
**dancing ensues***
Gimma another pleaes - drink that is....
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 11:22 AMWhere has Harvey gone again?
He comes in, pops one off and leaves again.
Posted by: Machelle on July 21, 2004 11:48 AMI heard him mutterin' something about a "more redi-whip".....he'll be back
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 11:56 AMMaybe Harvey needs to have the attentions of all of us ladies to keep him focused...
What say, girls, a little committee action for our Harvey?
..actually, he was mentioning the Slip'n'Slide when he passed by me... that reminds me.. where's Dana?...
..hmmm.. Harvey is quite the elusive creature these days... maybe I should grab my guitar, and play his song?... he always seems to appear when I play his song... so, without further hesitation.. here goes...
..oh, and Girls, as usual, the conga line forms next to the inflatable sheep.. c'mon.. let's summon the Harv..
Wait... tell me more about this slip 'n slide... does it have anything to do with Redi whip too?
Posted by: Boudicca on July 21, 2004 04:20 PMHey, I'm lost, got a delivery of nitrous oxide and a stack of adult magazines here for a Crazy Bass Billy's, am I in the right pla....
Wow, some party. Glad I'm not on janitorial staff.
[peeking around corner of Champagne Room doorway]
Did I just hear "Mr. Bad Example" playin'?
Sorry it took so long. I was lookin' for the Slip n' Slide and Susie kept... uh... DISTRACTING me.
Anyway, I found it slung up in the rafters. No idea how it wound up there.
[unrolls Slip 'n Slide]
Have at it, folks!
Hmmm... what to wet it down with... Hey Tammi! We got any more Zima in the cooler?
If not, well, I've always heard that Reddi-Wip makes a good lubricant.
Oh, and did LeeAnn offer to form a titty committee for me? All Harveys in favor say "aye".
AYE!
Motion carried. Now carry some motion this way, girls
*pushing squeaky door* Hello? *dark bar with remants of blatant party everywhere* Is anyone still here?
Posted by: Lee Ann on July 21, 2004 07:06 PMCan a girl get a drink here or did I miss the party?
Posted by: Lee Ann on July 21, 2004 07:08 PMOh well...guess I'll have to find another bar. Maybe next time. Bye.
Posted by: Lee Ann on July 21, 2004 07:10 PMI'd just like to point out that 142, 143, and 144 were the other LeeAnn, and not the Cheesey one.
However, you can never have too much of a good thing. :)
And Harvey, if it's only a titty committee you want, guess we can accomodate you... I was thinking more of a game of "all pile on Harvey".
Btw, peanut butter is a good alternative to Redi-Whip... it takes longer to remove.
Posted by: LeeAnn on July 21, 2004 08:44 PMLeeAnn... you are just plain bad.... heh... I REALLY like that...
Posted by: Eric on July 21, 2004 09:00 PMDamn, I missed my blogless friend LeeAnn - she said she was gonna stop by and have a few!
Hey LeeAnn! I keep missin' you!
Eric Darlin' Can I talk you into a drink?
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 09:04 PMI think Chocolate Syrup sounds like a good alternative to Redi-Whip. Of course there is always the possibility both could be used...
Posted by: Boudicca on July 21, 2004 09:09 PMGood to see you Bou - since no one seems to be here - what can I get ya?
Posted by: Tammi on July 21, 2004 09:12 PM