From the files of ZooAss...
CUNTONESE CUISINE - A'LA CARTE
Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 27 days
Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
Yung Poon Tank - No Take Out Orders Accepted
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1. Sum Yung Chick - Different and Delicious
2. Won Hung Lo - Chinese Meatballs
3. Sum Dum Fuc - Same as #1 But With Extra Sauce
4. Chu Sum Twat - Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
5. Suc Mi Pork - Chef's Special
6. Fuc Yu Man - Specialty Of The House
DINNER COMBINATIONS
(Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookies)
1. Goo In Hand - For Those Dining Alone
2. Goo Wee Chick - Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charge
3. Cum Tu Soon - Order Early - These Go Fast
4. Suc Mi Wang - Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick - You Get What You Pay For
6. Fuc Mei Slo - Not Available After 10pm
7. Lik Mi Clit - A Delicious Lip Smacking Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It - Not For The Light Throated
9. Fuc Sum Now - For Those In A Hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung - Not Available On School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick - A Taste Bud Tingler
12. Sum Gulp Cum - Lo-Cal Diet Special
FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW, YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA
"Sum Dum Fuc"
I'm thinking you eat a steaming pile of that every day for breakfast, Bartender.
And welcome back. You were missed.
By which I mean fuck you :-P
Posted by: Harvey on July 26, 2004 12:05 AMI must have just not seen it, but, how could they have left off the soup list: Cream of sum yung guy?
Posted by: RP on July 28, 2004 01:39 PMI need to visit this site more often. :)
Posted by: Linda on July 29, 2004 06:12 PMDammit, Barkeep! If you don't post something pretty soon, I'm gonna have to hop the bar, and NOBODY wants that...
Posted by: Harvey on August 2, 2004 06:49 AM