Suc Mi Pagoda

From the files of ZooAss...

CUNTONESE CUISINE - A'LA CARTE

Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 27 days

Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra

Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided

Yung Poon Tank - No Take Out Orders Accepted

LUNCHEON SPECIALS

1. Sum Yung Chick - Different and Delicious

2. Won Hung Lo - Chinese Meatballs

3. Sum Dum Fuc - Same as #1 But With Extra Sauce

4. Chu Sum Twat - Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More

5. Suc Mi Pork - Chef's Special

6. Fuc Yu Man - Specialty Of The House

DINNER COMBINATIONS
(Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookies)

1. Goo In Hand - For Those Dining Alone

2. Goo Wee Chick - Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charge

3. Cum Tu Soon - Order Early - These Go Fast

4. Suc Mi Wang - Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

5. Sum Dum Chick - You Get What You Pay For

6. Fuc Mei Slo - Not Available After 10pm

7. Lik Mi Clit - A Delicious Lip Smacking Delicacy

8. Cho Kon It - Not For The Light Throated

9. Fuc Sum Now - For Those In A Hurry

10. Wai Tu Yung - Not Available On School Nights

11. Tung Sum Chick - A Taste Bud Tingler

12. Sum Gulp Cum - Lo-Cal Diet Special

FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW, YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA


ยป by Madfish Willie on July 25 :: Permalink :: Comments (4)

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Bullshitters

"Sum Dum Fuc"

I'm thinking you eat a steaming pile of that every day for breakfast, Bartender.

And welcome back. You were missed.

By which I mean fuck you :-P

Posted by: Harvey on July 26, 2004 12:05 AM

I must have just not seen it, but, how could they have left off the soup list: Cream of sum yung guy?

Posted by: RP on July 28, 2004 01:39 PM

I need to visit this site more often. :)

Posted by: Linda on July 29, 2004 06:12 PM

Dammit, Barkeep! If you don't post something pretty soon, I'm gonna have to hop the bar, and NOBODY wants that...

Posted by: Harvey on August 2, 2004 06:49 AM