Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Kang A Roo: Eat him on Saturday !

Harv E Roo: Why did the foal cough ?
Kang A Roo: Because he was a little horse !

Harv E Roo: What do you call a pig that took a plane ?
Kang A Roo: Swine flu !

Harv E Roo: Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
Kang A Roo: Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Harv E Roo: What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Kang A Roo: Put him in a tight jumper !

Harv E Roo: Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
Kang A Roo: She had a crook with her !

Harv E Roo: Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Kang A Roo: Because they like being amoosed !

Harv E Roo: What do you call an arctic cow ?
Kang A Roo: An eskimoo !

Harv E Roo: Why did the pig go to the casino ?
Kang A Roo: To play the slop machine !

Harv E Roo: What is a pigs favorite ballet ?
Kang A Roo: Swine Lake !