Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle ?
Kang A Roo: Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make !
Harv E Roo: What do you call a joke book for chickens ?
Kang A Roo: A yolk book !
Harv E Roo: What did the lovesick bull say to the cow ?
Kang A Roo: 'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken ?
Kang A Roo: An egg-splosion !
Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the other side !
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
Kang A Roo: A woolly jumper !
Harv E Roo: What has two legs and flies ?
Kang A Roo: A pig !
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
Kang A Roo: A cow that can milk itself !
Harv E Roo: What do you call a sleeping bull ?
Kang A Roo: A bulldozer !
Harv E Roo: Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice ?
Kang A Roo: Because he was a dirty double crosser !
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
What has two legs and flies ?
Kang A Roo: A pig !
2 legs? are you sure about that one?
Posted by: Harvey on June 10, 2004 09:35 AM