Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Where do you take sick ponies ?
Kang A Roo: To the horsepital !

Harv E Roo: What do you say if you see a flying pig ?
Kang A Roo: 'I see bacon's going up' !

Harv E Roo: Who tells chicken jokes ?
Kang A Roo: Comedihens !

Harv E Roo: What do you call a bull who tells jokes ?
Kang A Roo: Laugh-a-bull !

Harv E Roo: If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Kang A Roo: Plenty of milk !

Harv E Roo: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food ?
Kang A Roo: Because he was a little gobbler !

Harv E Roo: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To see Gregory Peck !

Harv E Roo: What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
Kang A Roo: Pig's tie !

Harv E Roo: What is another name for a cow ?
Kang A Roo: A lawn-mooer !

Harv E Roo: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because she was afraid someone would caesar !


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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?

Osama's favorite whorehouse.

Posted by: Harvey on June 9, 2004 09:32 AM