Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog ?
Kang A Roo: Pooched eggs !

Harv E Roo: Why did the bull rush ?
Kang A Roo: Because it saw the cow slip !

Harv E Roo: Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
Kang A Roo: He didn't see the ewe turn !

Harv E Roo: What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
Kang A Roo: Dr Moo !

Harv E Roo: What is a horse's favourite sport ?
Kang A Roo: Stable tennis !

Harv E Roo: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
Kang A Roo: Because he kept running out of the pen !

Harv E Roo: Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ?
Kang A Roo: In a hog cabin !

Harv E Roo: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
Kang A Roo: Use a cowculator !

Harv E Roo: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
Kang A Roo: 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

Harv E Roo: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
Kang A Roo: A cloud !

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