Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What do you call a pig thief ?
Kang A Roo: A hamburglar !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
Kang A Roo: A swine gut !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel ?
Kang A Roo: Lumpy milkshakes !

Harv E Roo: What is the definition of a goose ?
Kang A Roo: An animal that grows down as it grows up !

Harv E Roo: What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo ?
Kang A Roo:Cock-a-doodle-don't !

Harv E Roo: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour ?
Kang A Roo: Leave it inside the cow !

Harv E Roo: Why was the lamb told off for being rude ?
Kang A Roo: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum !

Harv E Roo: What goes 'peck,bang,peck,bang,peck,bang' ?
Kang A Roo: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig ?
Kang A Roo: A groundhog !

Harv E Roo: How do you take a pig to hospital ?
Kang A Roo: By hambulance !