Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Kang A Roo: Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
Harv E Roo: Why do elephants do well in school ?
Kang A Roo: Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Harv E Roo: Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"
Kang A Roo: Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
Harv E Roo: How do you spell elephant ?
Kang A Roo: E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
Harv E Roo: "That's not how the dictionary spells it"
Kang A Roo: "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Harv E Roo: Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Kang A Roo: Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
Harv E Roo: Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"
Kang A Roo: Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
Harv E Roo: What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?
Kang A Roo: Get a tame one and annoy it !
Harv E Roo: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?
Kang A Roo: Here come the elephants
Harv E Roo: What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?
Kang A Roo: On television !
Harv E Roo: Why do elephants have flat feet ?
Kang A Roo: From jumping out of tall trees !
Harv E Roo: Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
Kang A Roo: Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !