Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
Kang A Roo: A jet propelled elephant !
Harv E Roo: What's big and grey and wears a mask ?
Kang A Roo: The elephantom of the opera !
Harv E Roo: What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant with an umbrella !
Harv E Roo: What' s grey with red spots ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant with the measles !
Harv E Roo: What's grey and never needs ironing ?
Kang A Roo: A drip dry elephant !
Harv E Roo: What's big and grey and red ?
Kang A Roo: A sunburnt elephant !
Harv E Roo: What's grey and goes round and round ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant in a washing machine !
Harv E Roo: What's grey and highly dangerous ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant with a machine gun !
Harv E Roo: What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
Kang A Roo: The Loch Ness Elephant !
Harv E Roo: What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant disguised as a banana !