Form the files of ZooAss...
A married couple is about to have sex for the first time on their wedding night.They start to undress, and the husband removes his shoes. The wife notices something frightful about his feet.
"Oh my goodness! What happened to your toes?" she exclaimed.
"I have tolio," he said.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"Well, it's kind of like polio except it only affects your toes."
The husband then removes his pants.
"Oh my gosh!" the wife exclaimed again. "What happened to your knees?"
"I have kneesles. It's kind of like measles except it only affects your knees."
The husband finally takes off his underwear.
The wife says, "Wait, let me guess, smallcox."
...dammit, man... as I said way back on Everyday Stranger's site... I'm AVERAGE.. dammit...
Posted by: Eric on May 27, 2004 03:59 PMHey... it's only short on one end!!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 04:27 PMOr... you've got to put that crap right back at 'em... "You've got a cricket dick" - "No, bitch, you've got a giant pussy!"... LMAO!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 04:28 PM