Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?
Kang A Roo: You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Harv E Roo: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?
Kang A Roo: One is a weak one and the other one week !

Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?
Kang A Roo: Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

Harv E Roo: Why are elephants grey ?
Kang A Roo: So you can tell them from flamingos !

Harv E Roo: My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor ?
Kang A Roo: No, all the doctors I know are people !

Harv E Roo: Why do elephants scratch themselves ?
Kang A Roo: Because they're the only ones who know where they itch !

Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
Kang A Roo: About 3,000 miles !

Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?
Kang A Roo: A gooseberry is green !

Harv E Roo: What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?
Kang A Roo: Trunkquilizers !