Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What's grey and lights up ?
Kang A Roo: An electric elephant !
Harv E Roo: What's grey but turns red ?
Kang A Roo: An embarrassed elephant !
Harv E Roo: What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?
Kang A Roo: A get wellephant !
Harv E Roo: What' s big and grey with horns ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant marching band !
Harv E Roo: What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?
Kang A Roo: The tusk fairy !
Harv E Roo: What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?
Kang A Roo: Cinderelephant !
Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?
Kang A Roo: One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an elephant and a post box ?
Kang A Roo: I don't know !
Harv E Roo: Well I'm not asking you to post my letters !
Harv E Roo: What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?
Kang A Roo: One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Harv E Roo: How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?
Kang A Roo: Try picking them up !