Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?
Kang A Roo: An umbrellaphant !
Harv E Roo: What's big and grey and has 16 wheels ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant on roller skates !
Harv E Roo: What's big, grey and flies straight up ?
Kang A Roo: An elecopter !
Harv E Roo: What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant on a trampoline !
Harv E Roo: What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant holding its breath !
Harv E Roo: What's blue and has big ears ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant at the North Pole !
Harv E Roo: What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant with hiccups !
Harv E Roo: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant in a lift !
Harv E Roo: What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant with spare parts !
Harv E Roo: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?
Kang A Roo: An elephant's shadow !