Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Dad, Mum is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden !"
Kang A Roo: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself !"

Harv E Roo: My elephants got no trunk ?
Kang A Roo: How does it smell ?
Harv E Roo:Terrible !

Harv E Roo: How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike ?
Kang A Roo: Neither can play basketball !

Harv E Roo: How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?
Kang A Roo: Take away it's credit cards !

Harv E Roo: What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?
Kang A Roo: Out of the way !

Harv E Roo: Why do the elephants have short tails ?
Kang A Roo: Because they can't remember long stories !

Harv E Roo: How to you keep an elephant in suspense ?
Kang A Roo: I'll tell you tomorrow !

Harv E Roo: Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?
Kang A Roo: Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Harv E Roo: What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Kang A Roo: Raining elephants !

Harv E Roo: How do you raise a baby elephant ?
Kang A Roo: With a fork lift truck !

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elephants, hippos, Milwaukee Brewers...

Posted by: Harvey on May 14, 2004 10:11 AM