Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant ?
Kang A Roo: Big ones !

Harv E Roo: What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?
Kang A Roo: Elephantoms !

Harv E Roo: Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes ?
Kang A Roo: Because their shoes are too tight !

Harv E Roo: What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?
Kang A Roo: A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

Harv E Roo: What do you do with old cannon balls ?
Kang A Roo: Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Harv E Roo: What do elephants do in the evenings ?
Kang A Roo: Watch elevision !

Harv E Roo: Who lost a herd of elephants ?
Kang A Roo: Big bo peep !

Harv E Roo: What is an elephants favourite film ?
Kang A Roo: Elephantasia

Harv E Roo: What do elephants say as a compliment ?
Kang A Roo: You look elephantastic !

Harv E Roo: What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?
Kang A Roo: It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !”

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