Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: "I've lost one of my elephants"
Kang A Roo: "Why don't you put an advert in the paper ?"
Harv E Roo: "Don't be silly, he can't read !"

Harv E Roo: What do you do if you find a blue elephant ?
Kang A Roo: Try and cheer him up !

Harv E Roo: Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?
Kang A Roo: To stop getting wet !

Harv E Roo: What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?
Kang A Roo: Six weeks old !

Harv E Roo: What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?
Kang A Roo: This is the end of me !

Harv E Roo: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Kang A Roo: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle !"

Harv E Roo: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?
Kang A Roo: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Harv E Roo: What do elephants sing at christmas ?
Kang A Roo: Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

Harv E Roo: Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?
Kang A Roo: Elephanta Claus !

Harv E Roo: How do you hire an elephant ?
Kang A Roo: Stand it on four bricks !