Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
Kang A Roo: To carry his library card.

Harv E Roo: What's the difference between a lemon, a dinosaur and a tube of glue?
Kang A Roo: I give up.

Harv E Roo: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a dinosaur.
Kang A Roo: What about the glue ?

Harv E Roo:That's where you get stuck. Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?
Kang A Roo: They can't hide behind billboards.

Harv E Roo: Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
Kang A Roo: To give the ants a chance.

Harv E Roo: Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Kang A Roo: That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Harv E Roo: Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
Kang A Roo: To get in his nest.

Harv E Roo: What weighs two pounds, is grey and flies?
Kang A Roo: A two pound dinosaur bird.

Harv E Roo: Why do dinosaurs have long toenails on Friday?
Kang A Roo: Because their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday.

Harv E Roo: What did the man say when he saw the dinosaurs coming down the path wearing sunglasses?
Kang A Roo: Nothing! He didn't recognise them.

Harv E Roo: Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
Kang A Roo: They outgrew their leotards.

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