Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Why do dinosaurs have wrinkles in their knees?
Kang A Roo: They stayed in the swimming pool too long.
Harv E Roo: Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
Kang A Roo: There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Harv E Roo: How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
Kang A Roo: Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
Harv E Roo: Why did the dinosaur fall out of a palm tree?
Kang A Roo: A hippopotamus pushed him out.
Harv E Roo: Why do dinosaurs have flat feet?
Kang A Roo: They don't wear sneakers.
Harv E Roo: How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
Kang A Roo: His tricycle will be parked outside.
Harv E Roo: Why did the dinosaur lie on his back in the water and stick his feet up?
Kang A Roo: So you could tell he wasn't a bar of soap.
Harv E Roo: Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
Kang A Roo: To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
Harv E Roo: What do you know when you see three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
Kang A Roo: You need help. Whoever heard of three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
Harv E Roo: What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
Kang A Roo: A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.