Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Kang A Roo: Because the cow has the udder.
Harv E Roo: Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
Kang A Roo: It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Harv E Roo: Why don't cows ever have any money?
Kang A Roo: Because the farmers milk them dry!
Harv E Roo: Why don't the people in Sweden export cattle?
Kang A Roo: They like to keep their Stockholm!
Harv E Roo: Why is a barn so noisy?
Kang A Roo: All the cows have horns.
Harv E Roo: Why is the barn always so noisy?
Kang A Roo: All the cows have horns!
Harv E Roo: Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
Kang A Roo: She was charged with rustling!
Harv E Roo: Why was the calf afraid?
Kang A Roo: He was a cow-herd!
Harv E Roo: Why was the calf so snobby?
Kang A Roo: He thought he was a cutlet above the rest!
Harv E Roo: Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
Kang A Roo: He was too much of a bully!
crap jokes bout cows...
Posted by: jem on May 24, 2004 11:39 PMwhy was the cow so god a liar?
becaus she was full of bullshit
Your cow jokes are udderly redickulous
Posted by: Lizard on January 20, 2005 03:30 PMWhy did the man want to have sex
Because he was horny
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Because they are full of shit !
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Posted by: leanne on May 27, 2005 12:48 PM