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Harv E Roo: Why did the cow yawn when she got up?
Kang A Roo: It was just an udder day!

Harv E Roo: Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
Kang A Roo: He wanted rich milk!

Harv E Roo: Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
Kang A Roo: The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Harv E Roo: Why did the farmer but brandy in the cow's food?
Kang A Roo: He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Harv E Roo: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
Kang A Roo: He wanted rich milk.

Harv E Roo: Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
Kang A Roo: He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Harv E Roo: Why did the mooron give the bull a credit card?
Kang A Roo: He wanted to see him charge!

Harv E Roo: Why did the mooron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
Kang A Roo: He wanted her to hit the hay!

Harv E Roo: Why do cows think cooks are mean?
Kang A Roo: They whip cream!

Harv E Roo: Why does a cow wear a bell?
Kang A Roo: Because her horn doesn't work!


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la la la la la I can't hear you la la la la la

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