Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Why are lawyers like dairy farmers?
Kang A Roo: The milk you for all that you've got!

Harv E Roo: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
Kang A Roo: He's got no beef.

Harv E Roo: Why can't you shock cows?
Kang A Roo: They've herd it all.

Harv E Roo: Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
Kang A Roo: She was pasteurized!

Harv E Roo: Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
Kang A Roo: She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Harv E Roo: Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
Kang A Roo: She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Harv E Roo: Why did the chef watch the lazy cow?
Kang A Roo: He liked to see meat loaf.

Harv E Roo: Why did the cow cross the road?
Kang A Roo: It was the chicken's day off!

Harv E Roo: Why did the cow go to the doctors?
Kang A Roo: Because she was udderly exhausted!

Harv E Roo: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Kang A Roo: To get to the Milky Way!