Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Where do cows go on dates?
Kang A Roo: To the moovies!
Harv E Roo: Where do cows go on their space vacation?
Kang A Roo: The moooooon!
Harv E Roo: Where do cows like to live?
Kang A Roo: St. Moo-is, Moo-ssouri, and Moo Jersey.
Harv E Roo: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
Kang A Roo: In the cow-boose.
Harv E Roo: Where do Danish cows come from?
Kang A Roo: Cowpenhagenf
Harv E Roo: Where do milk shakes come from?
Kang A Roo: Nervous cows!
Harv E Roo: Where do Russian cows come from?
Kang A Roo: Moscow!
Harv E Roo: Where do steers go to dance?
Kang A Roo: To the Meat Ball!
Harv E Roo: Where does a cow stop to drink?
Kang A Roo: The milky way!
Harv E Roo: Why are cpws made for dancing?
Kang A Roo: They're all born hoofers!
[cringing, groaning, and purposely dumping my beer dregs on the bar]
Posted by: Harvey on May 3, 2004 07:08 PMClean that shit up or I'll have to knock your block off!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 3, 2004 07:10 PM..now, children. play nice...
Posted by: Eric on May 3, 2004 08:19 PM