Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What game do little cows like to play?
Kang A Roo: Moonopoly.
Harv E Roo: What gives milk and has a horn?
Kang A Roo: A milk tank!
Harv E Roo: What goes oo ooo oooo?
Kang A Roo: A cow with no lips.
Harv E Roo: What hair style is a calf s favorite?
Kang A Roo: The cowlick!
Harv E Roo: What happened to the lost cattle?
Kang A Roo: Nobody's herd.
Harv E Roo: What happens when a cow stops shaving?
Kang A Roo: It grows a Moostache.
Harv E Roo: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Kang A Roo: Udder chaos!
Harv E Roo: What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
Kang A Roo: A cow walking backwards!
Harv E Roo: What is a calf after it is six months old?
Kang A Roo: Seven months old!
Harv E Roo: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Kang A Roo: Bullogna
Harv E Roo: What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
Kang A Roo: A cattle battle!
so why do only half of the jokes show up and i dont mean that the answers are invisible until you hoover i figured that part out but the second half of teh jokes arent there until you hoover over them too.. how come?
Posted by: TL on April 28, 2004 01:34 PMYea it is fixed.. and you did it so fast. i think these jokes are funny i really like all the cow ones lol
Posted by: TL on May 4, 2004 10:51 AM