Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
Madfish Willie's is the #1 & #2 & #3 Google search result for: Dumb Ass Jokes!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Kang A Roo: Roost beef!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Kang A Roo: Dracowla!
Harv E Roo: What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
Kang A Roo: A kangamoo!
Harv E Roo: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow?
Kang A Roo: Cockadoodlemoo!
Harv E Roo: What do you use this rope for?
Kang A Roo: I use it to catch cattle.
Harv E Roo: Oh really? What do you use for bait?
Harv E Roo: What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Kang A Roo: Roast Moosmallows!
Harv E Roo: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
Kang A Roo: A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Harv E Roo: What does an invisible man drink?
Kang A Roo: Evaporated milk!
Harv E Roo: What famous painting do cows love to look at?
Kang A Roo: The Moona Lisa!