Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What do you get from a cowmedian?
Kang A Roo: Cream of Wit!
Harv E Roo: What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Kang A Roo: Milk of amnesia!
Harv E Roo: What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Kang A Roo: Dragon milk!
Harv E Roo: What do you get from an invisible cow?
Kang A Roo: Evaporated milk!
Harv E Roo: What do you get from pampered cows?
Kang A Roo: Spoiled milk!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cow and a threshing machine?
Kang A Roo: A lawn mooer!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
Kang A Roo: A cockerpoodlemoo!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
Kang A Roo: A bad mood!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
Kang A Roo: A cowch potato!
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Kang A Roo: Sir Loin!
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