Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
Kang A Roo: A hole-y Cow!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
Kang A Roo: De-calfinated!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
Kang A Roo: A lawn moo-er.
Harv E Roo: What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
Kang A Roo: An encownter group.
Harv E Roo: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Kang A Roo: Laughing stock.
Harv E Roo: What do you call explosive cow vomit?
Kang A Roo: A cud missle!
Harv E Roo: What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Kang A Roo: Steer Wars.
Harv E Roo: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
Kang A Roo: A steak-out!
Harv E Roo: What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Kang A Roo: Cold cream!
Harv E Roo: What do you get from a cow with a split personality?
Kang A Roo: Half and half!