Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
Kang A Roo: An udder failure.
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
Kang A Roo: A Moosician!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
Kang A Roo: A bullfighter!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Kang A Roo: Lean Beef
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
Kang A Roo: Ground beef
Harv E Roo: What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
Kang A Roo: The first herd shot round the world!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Kang A Roo: A bull-dozer.
Harv E Roo: What do you call a sleeping steer?
Kang A Roo: A bull dozer!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a tired cow?
Kang A Roo: Milked out!
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
Kang A Roo: A milk dud!
I haven't said "fuck you, Bartender" for a while, so I just thought I'd stop by & say:
Fuck you, Bartender!
Posted by: Harvey on April 22, 2004 08:57 AM