Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
Kang A Roo: But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

Harv E Roo: Pa's being chased by a bull!
Kang A Roo: Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
Harv E Roo: Get me some film for my camera!

Harv E Roo: Name five things that contain milk.
Kang A Roo: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!

Harv E Roo: That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!
Kang A Roo: I told you he was a bum steer!

Harv E Roo: That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Kang A Roo: Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

Harv E Roo: What advice to cows give?
Kang A Roo: Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Harv E Roo: What animals do you bring to bed?
Kang A Roo: Your calves.

Harv E Roo: What are cows favorite party games?
Kang A Roo: MOO-sical chairs!

Harv E Roo: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Kang A Roo: Holstaines