Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
Kang A Roo: He wanted to lay it on the line !

Harv E Roo: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Kang A Roo: They go on peck-nics !

Harv E Roo: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
Kang A Roo: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Harv E Roo: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Kang A Roo: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

Harv E Roo: Is chicken soup good for your health ?
Kang A Roo: Not if you're the chicken !

Harv E Roo: What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
Kang A Roo: Coop-cakes !

Harv E Roo: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
Kang A Roo: An eggroll !

Harv E Roo: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
Kang A Roo: The bombshell !

Harv E Roo: Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
Kang A Roo: Fry-day !

Harv E Roo: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
Kang A Roo: It eggs-plodes !