Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Why did the cow cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the udder side !

Harv E Roo: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Kang A Roo: Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
Kang A Roo: It wanted to get to the other site !

Harv E Roo: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
Kang A Roo: An alarm cluck !

Harv E Roo: What does an alarm cluck say ?
Kang A Roo: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

Harv E Roo: Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Kang A Roo: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Harv E Roo: How long do chickens work ?
Kang A Roo: Around the cluck !

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To prove to the possum that it could be done !

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Kang A Roo: Because it ran out of cluck !

Harv E Roo: Why did the cow cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To go to the moooooovies !