Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the other side

Harv E Roo: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To cockadoodle dooo something

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
Kang A Roo: He heard the referee calling fowls

Harv E Roo: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To prove he wasn't chicken

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Kang A Roo: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Harv E Roo: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because he didn't have enough guts

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the other slide

Harv E Roo: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Harv E Roo: Why did the turtle cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the shell station

Harv E Roo: Why did the horse cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because the chicken needed a day off