Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What looks like half a cat ?
Kang A Roo: The other half !

Harv E Roo: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
Kang A Roo: She had mittens !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
Kang A Roo: A carrot !

Harv E Roo: How do cats eat spaghetti ?
Kang A Roo: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Harv E Roo: What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?
Kang A Roo: Chocolate mousse !

Harv E Roo: What do cat actors say on stage ?
Kang A Roo: Tabby or not tabby !

Harv E Roo: What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
Kang A Roo: I'm paw !

Harv E Roo: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?
Kang A Roo: He has cat-arrh !

Harv E Roo: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
Kang A Roo: She's got that down in the mouth look !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
Kang A Roo: An animal that puts you out a night !

Harv E Roo: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?
Kang A Roo: There was some money in the kitty !

Harv E Roo: Why did the cat sleep under the car ?
Kang A Roo: Because she wanted to wake up oily !


Harv E Roo: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?
Kang A Roo: They are both ginger nuts !

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Veddy clevah, dahlink!

Um...."rollover" tag? Crap. I'm thinking. . .MOUSEOVER!? Is that it? :o)


Posted by: Emma on April 3, 2004 12:35 AM

Yeah it's a mouseover... that's the only way to make it work in IE, as IE doesn't recognize psuedo classes. Psuedo classes is a much more elegant method to achive the same effect. Psuedo classes work in all CSS compliant browsers such as Mozilla. Do yourself a favor... download, install and use Mozilla (if you aren't already)

Any, I picked this up over at Vigilance Matters. He did a self interview with a list of questions. There are big spaces between the questions and I had happened to run across the the space and the answers popped up. Wow... that's really cool. So I did a source view and gleaned his method.

I couldn't make it work the way he did for some reason. The /div tags wouldn't look right for some reason. so I had to break out my BIG hammer and go to work!

I put the style code on my stylesheet, and wrapped the answers in a span class. Then, my answers would always show as black text until you moused over, then they would disappear as requested. So I wrapped that code in a span class that made the answer text white as default color.

Now that I think about it, I could have made all the answers links back to the post and set my default links to white and the hover to grey and the visited to black. The only drawback there is clicking on the link and going to the permalink page. I wonder... can you set a "null" link? I'll check into that and see if it's possible as that will be much more flexible.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on April 3, 2004 09:17 AM

Do you like the answer to disappear after mouseover or the sticky effect? I want answers. I CAN handle The Truth!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on April 3, 2004 09:48 AM

I prefer the sticky effect.

Actually, what would be REALLY cool would be to have it toggle with a mouseover, so you could make answers come and go as you please.

Don't know if that's possible.

Posted by: Harvey on April 3, 2004 09:57 AM