Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What do you do with a blue Burmese ?
Kang A Roo: Try and cheer it up a bit !

Harv E Roo: What is the cat's favourite TV show ?
Kang A Roo: The evening mews !

Harv E Roo: What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Kang A Roo: Hailing taxi cabs !

Harv E Roo: How is cat food sold ?
Kang A Roo: Usually purr can !

Harv E Roo: What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?
Kang A Roo: Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Kang A Roo: Shredded tweet !

Harv E Roo: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
Kang A Roo: A catastrophe !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?
Kang A Roo: A cat-a-logue !

Harv E Roo: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
Kang A Roo: An octopuss !

Harv E Roo: Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Kang A Roo: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Cheers!