Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Who was the most powerful cat in China ?
Kang A Roo: Chairman Miaow !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?
Kang A Roo: A sourpuss !

Harv E Roo: What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
Kang A Roo: A spelling bee !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary ?
Kang A Roo: A peeping tom !

Harv E Roo: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
Kang A Roo: They never cry over spilt milk !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?
Kang A Roo: Santa Claws !

Harv E Roo: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house ?
Kang A Roo: Because she heard fowl language !

Harv E Roo: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
Kang A Roo: None. They were all copy cats !

Harv E Roo: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?
Kang A Roo: A catameringue !

Harv E Roo: Why do tomcats fight ?
Kang A Roo: Because they like raising a stink !

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