Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Kang A Roo: Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
Harv E Roo: A frog in a blender !

Kang A Roo: Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
Harv E Roo: A mouldy frog in a blender !

Kang A Roo: Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
Harv E Roo: He was un hoppy !

Kang A Roo: How do frogs die ?
Harv E Roo: They kermit suicide !

Kang A Roo: What's a frogs favorite flower ?
Harv E Roo: A croakus !

Kang A Roo: Whats a frogs favorite game ?
Harv E Roo: It's croak-et !

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
Harv E Roo: A croaker spaniel !

Kang A Roo: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
Harv E Roo: Star Warts !

Kang A Roo: What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Harv E Roo: Open toad sandals !

Kang A Roo: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
Harv E Roo: The Brit Awarts !

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