Tuesday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Prabablt the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy! Forget it little friend.

Simpsonspeak from Homer [D'oh!]
"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" (sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)

Famous Cocktail Movie Quotes:
"What *is* a cocktail dress?" - "Something to spill cocktails on."
~William Powell & Jean Arthur in The Ex-Mrs. Bradford

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
The perfect Martini: There is no such thing as the perfect Martini. Make it the way it tastes best to you. Provided that you remember that there is no such thing as a chocolate Martini.

Ultimate Insults
You are slightly more dangerous than a canary on crack.

Movie Madness
Bang Bang Bang

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
You tell me who these words are!
jewishwhore
jiz
killaniga
kunt
lickalotpuss
lickatit
lickball
lickemball
lickitgood
lickithard

Cheers!